The stupid was unusually thick this past week in MAGA World, even by usual MAGA standards, as MAGAts dropped a huge load in their collective diaper over the new Superman film. How dare those Hollywood libruls suggest that a visitor from another planet whose adoptive parents had to keep his identity a secret is (gasp) an undocumented immigrant? And the idea that we should work for a better tomorrow for all people? Commie garbage, of course.

Even former Superman actor Dean Cain (appropriately, the worst actor ever to play the part) weighed in — apparently forgetting that he once starred in an episode in which Superman was busted by immigration officials for not having his papers in order.

Special shoutout to Fox “News”, where Kellyanne AlternativeFacts Conway opined, “we don’t go to the theater (sic) to be lectured to”. And Jesse Watters chipped in with “You know what it says on his cape? MS13.” What’s the world coming to when Superman suddenly goes “woke”? By the way guys, for no particular reason, I’ll just leave this random ad from 1950 here.

Jason Rapert on Elon Musk: “He wants to destroy the hard fought conservative majorities that we have won with a Republican majority. Elon must stop his selfish temper tantrum and stop threatening to destroy our Republican majority.” Yeah, Jason, we wouldn’t want the GQP contaminated by any selfish temper tantrums, now would we?

Shane Vaughn has an explanation for the rift between Elon and the Mafia Don: the latter wouldn’t allow him to become King Of Mars.

Charlie Kirk has some words of wisdom about the flooding in Texas: “What you are not being told by the media anywhere is that the death toll likely would not have been as high if it wasn’t for DEI.” Yeah, Charles, I wonder why nobody in the media is saying that?

Ben Shapiro shows up again this week, and once again illustrates his uncanny knack for making himself sound clueless even when he says something astute and accurate. In this case, he was urging people to ignore Alex Jones, because listening to him “makes you dumber”. True enough, Ben. But do you really think people who have spent the past few years gobbling up your own word salad are going to understand that?

According to William Wolfe, “every conceivable metric measuring ‘the good life’ will improve with mass deportations…You really have no idea how much better it could be to live in America.” Yep, the nation will be a true Shangri-La once it’s populated entirely by white Christian Supermen who harvest their own lettuce and scrub their own toilets. Meanwhile, after Texas was caught with its pants down, ICE continued prowling the neighborhoods in search of brown-skinned people to lock up while first responders from Mexico came up to help Texans deal with the disaster.

Per self-appointed “prophet” Hank Kunneman ,”the prophets and the president are speaking the same thing” [producing a] “golden age…It’s going to be greater than anything we’ve ever seen.”

The Dear Leader of this Golden Age remarked to the president of Liberia Joseph Boakai, “Such good English, where did you learn to speak so beautifully?” Liberia. Where English is the native language. Unfortunately, President Boakai was unable to return the compliment.

Finally, MAGA World has been getting its panties in a knot over Pam Bondi’s abrupt declaration that the Epstein client list — which Republicans have been promising to deliver for years, and which Bondi said she had sitting all ready to go on her desk –actually…um… doesn’t exist. (Although the Mafia Boss apparently thinks otherwise, proclaiming that the files were “written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration.”) Many MAGATs feel betrayed. I mean, come on. A predator president decides not to publicize evidence against his longtime predator buddy? Who possibly could have seen that coming?

The shitstorm is threatening, at least for now, to cause a significant rift in the Cult. But not to worry, conspiracy whiz Liz Crokin has the game all figured out: “I kind of feel like we are seeing a little classic President T—p Kabuki theater 5-D chess here.” Yes, he’s quite the Kabuki Chess master, isn’t he? Greatest. Ninja. Ever.