“I think if Jefferson was alive today, he’d be hand-in-hand with AOC. That is the liberal, kind of milquetoast, whitewashed Christianity of the left. The Joe Biden Christianity. It has no teeth. It has no strength. It has no endurance.” –Taylor Marshall
(The Bubblegum Crucifix Award is presented weekly for the tackiest utterance or action in the name of religion.)
The Propaganda Professor 
And as his disciples slept Roman soldiers surrounded him, and then when his disciples awoke and drew their milquetoasts in their hands, ready to protect Jesus. Jesus rebuked them saying, “Verily I say to you, put away your milquetoast, for he who live by his milquetoast shall die by his milquetoast!” And his disciples put away their milkquetoast exclaiming–OHHH! NOW I UNDERSTAND?? LETS GET SOME SWORDS!
The above comment was meant as a joke.