The Week In Stupid (Sept. 29 — Oct. 5)

As always, the MAGA Cult had some really, really vital issues to focus on this past week: such as who is performing at the Super Bowl. The selection is even such an outrage that ICE is going to be there too. Oh, never mind– they’re everywhere. You see, the performer, Bad Bunny, raps in Spanish, so there must be something nefarious about the NFL booking him. It’s especially troubling to do things in Spanish around people who are struggling with English, such as former racecar driver Danica Patrick, who clumsily observes that “No songs in English should not be allowed.” After all, if there are no songs not not in English not, then it can only good happen.

Charlie Kirk is gone, but we still have Matt Walsh to take up the slack: “The death penalty is pro-life.”

Jason Buttrill on Pete Hegseth’s dopey speech to military brass: “Probably 99 percent of them were going insane! They wanted to mosh pit and they wanted to crowd surf. That’s how excited they are.” Can’t you just see them lining up to buy Hegseth merch?

“(DEI) was a bigger threat than all of America’s enemies combined.”– Jesse Watters

The Felon In Chief, trying to justify sending troops to Portland: “You go out to Portland, people die out there. Many people have died over the years in Portland.”

Candace Owens has been pushing a conspiracy theory about Charlie Kirk’s killer, which sounds like… well, the kind of thing a Candace Owens would do. She’s been catching some heat from it even from fellow wingnuts, such as Dinesh D’Souza, who said that she is making “wild allegations” with bogus investigations”. Yes, this is indeed the same Dinesh D’Souza who brought you 2000 Mules.

The Convicted Criminal’s vile offspring know exactly what kinds of things most Americans are concerned about right now, as expressed by vile offspring Eric: “You’re sitting there saying, why can’t I send hundreds of millions of dollars of Bitcoin overseas instantly or receive it instantly with virtually no fees? Bitcoin is the way of the future.” Let them eat Bitcoin.

The Treasury Department, which is as thoroughly weaponized as all other federal agencies these days, is planning to issue a dollar coin honoring Dear Leader. A spokesbot for the Department proclaims, “America is back, and so is the dollar coin.” So now you know.

5 comments

  1. WOW! the United States has a long history of featuring Latinos and performers whose heritages are not exactly Plymouth Rock stuff, and usually they perform very well, even if using lyrics that do not sound the same–even if they have the same origins and therefore many Americans really do care about what the others do?

    When they deliver their heart felt trove of emotional languages, words and/or songs, all come from from come from similar cultural heritages, thus making priceless contributions to our American culture by contributing to multi racially equality, as we keep adding their own specific cultural influences to the broth from our beautiful, and our shared racially diverse melting pots!

    That’s were so many new and resilient ideas become part of our our beautiful cultural melting pots. And when we honor the foreign languages of those who have come from dozens of foreign lands to seek freedom, why is that?….Because they know how hard they must struggle to influence all other races and racial biases and by being their brothers we want them to be let them be free, and be!.

  2. They’ve been minting dollar coins continuously for at least a couple of decades though they don’t seem to be used much but that goes for coins in general I think.

  3. Boo! I’m a nobody person who scares the Republican party so much that often I,m afraid to hear me Trumpers. who take everything I post as being sspinables, So go ahead your please youir free ;pass for nse beau rightwn g you tell me you want some respect, but somehow your anti attitutitude, is the funniest thing I have ever seeen!

    Anonymoose

  4. Boo!! I’m a nobody who scares Repulicans so much that often I’m afraid to read the comments of Trumpers who take anything I post as being spinable. So go ahead, please yourself! Take a free pass to be entertained by big BEAUTIFUL trumpers, who don’t allow those they differ with them to speak freely on public forums. WHO DO THEY THINK WE ARE–AMERICAN CITIZENS OR SOMETHING???

    BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Anonymoose

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