In the latest effort to build monuments to his own ego, the White House Occupant announced plans for the construction of a triumphal arch, similar to the one in Paris, in DC near the Lincoln Memorial. They even trotted out a 3-D map of the project — which, quite appropriately for the circumstances, depicts the Lincoln Memorial facing the wrong direction.

Education Secretary Linda McMahon, in a congressional hearing, admitted that she was unfamiliar with the Tulsa Race Massacre. In her defense, it really had nothing to do with wrestling.

RFK Jr.: “Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant — she’s an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School — and she is saying ‘F Trump’ and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome has now left the political landscape and is now a pathology.” He. Thinks. A. Fetus. Is. Inside.The. Placenta.

Speaking of the legendary TDS, you may recall that a Minnesota state senator introduced a bill to define TDS as a mental illness. Hey, if you’re hardcore MAGA, you can define anything any way you feel like it. I’m sure you’ll be greatly shocked to learn that this state senator has been arrested for soliciting sex with a minor.

“The Democrat [sic] Party’s main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals.” — Karoline Leavvitt (One of several administration fembots who, despite being superbly qualified for their posts by their towering stupidity, probably would not have their jobs if they weren’t Ivanka-blonde.)

“Now, if you want to report on it, [No Kings] just know you’re putting yourself into a hostile area, and God only knows what some of these lunatics on the left are capable of.” — Sean Hannity (Memo to Sean and Karoline: Saturday’s protests broke records with total attendance of over 7 million. NOT ONE protester was arrested. There were, however, arrests of about two dozen MAGA troublemakers, including one who brandished a gun.)

Continuing the GQP’s endless obsession with time travel, Senator Jim Banks of Indiana says, “The 2020 census was a fraud. The Biden administration used a shady ‘privacy’ formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and I’m fighting to fix it. ” Anybody wanna tell him who was president in 2020? Anybody wanna tell him who is supposed to be included in a census? Anybody wanna tell him what happens to people who dare question the actions of Dear Leader?

And on a related note, the White House Occupant’s spawn Eric claimed that Jack Smith had evidence planted at Mar-A-Lago before the FBI raid. Anybody wanna tell him that Smith wasn’t assigned to the case until more than 3 months after the raid?

The MAGA Cult is very very very concerned about hostile rhetoric online. Almost as concerned as they are about “cancel culture”. So naturally, if you do anything to cast Saint Charlie in an unfavorable light — like, say, quote his actual words — they will try to get you fired or cancelled from your TV show. The administration has even revoked the visas of foreigners who have been less than perfectly worshipful — at least one of them for merely pointing out the glaringly obvious fact that Charlie was no hero. So of course, given all this righteous indignation, MAGAs were outraged when they learned that young Republican leaders had been posting hundreds of racist, fascist messages online, some of which voiced praise for Hitler. Right? Well, yes, they were outraged — they were outraged that them librulz would actually report that such a thing had happened.

Good old JD Vance, when questioned about the incident on a podcast (don’t you just love it that your illustrious veep has plenty of time to appear on podcasts?) invoked the tried and true “boys will be boys” standard defense against allegations of sexual abuse: it was just “a bunch of kids”. In fact, not one of these characters was a kid. They were in their thirties (some of them nearly as old as Vance himself) and they were GQP officials, including at least one state senator. And what podcast did he say this on? You guessed it.

Josh Hawley tweeted (or X-ed) that the only way to save America is to return to respect for the “rule of law”. Yep, this is the same Josh Hawley who literally ran for his life as a mob attacked the Capitol, and then promptly began licking the boots of the guy who sent them, and then pardoned all of them on his first day back in the White House. At least 10 of them have already been arrested and/ or convicted for subsequent crimes, ranging from manslaughter to one of the favorite right-wing pastimes, soliciting a minor.

Finally, in the Monumental Lack Of Self-Awareness Department, MAGA pastor Jack Hibbs urges his followers to get involved in politics, because “if we’re not involved in politics, lunatics will be.”