Yep, somebody actually thought it was cute to have AI generate an image of Orange Jesus, in a creepy pose very reminiscent of Maoist Dear Leader posters, accompanied by the riotous claim that under his stewardship, hunger in America is at an all-time low. Even AI was spot on in its depiction of his eerie forced smile.

Addressing a crowd of white faces in Pennsylvania, however, Dear Leader seemed to acknowledge that the nation is in deep doo-doo despite his denials, telling the throng “You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don’t need that many. You always need steel. You don’t need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we’re doing things right.”. So there.

Meanwhile, he hosted the Kennedy Center Honors, because he can. And of course he compared himself to past hosts of the event.“If you look at the great hosts, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, those are the greats, If you look at the not-so-greats, like Jimmy Kimmel, he was terrible.” He’s confident that he did a better job of hosting than Jimmy Kimmel, who’s never been a Kennedy Center host.

Oh, and he took the time to pardon Tina Peters, who was convicted of election interference and sentenced to prison in Colorado. Trouble is, since she was convicted on state charges, he has no authority to pardon her. You’d think that anyone, after spending 5 years in the White House, would have some hint of a clue as to how pardons and the presidency work.

Milo Yiannopoulos, a “former gay” who saw dollar signs on the MAGA side of the fence, says that he regrets “mainstreaming” homosexuality in the Republican Party, and adds,“Nobody’s gay”.

“Oh, racism, Nazism — you’re going to end up giving those things a good name, because if young people think that not wanting to be hurt, not wanting to be robbed, not wanting to have all your money taken, not wanting, you know, this kind of social disorder is Nazism, then they’ll end up embracing it, frankly.” –Walter Kim

Actual News Story: “Rubio Orders Diplomats to Return to Times New Roman, Ousting Calibiri.” Nice to know he’s focused on the really important issues. But there’s a method to his madness: Calibri, being more easily read by the visually impaired, is too “woke”. No special consideration for you, squinters. Not unless you get a zero on a university assignment for churning out sophomoric drivel.

And it isn’t just the visually impaired that this administration is slashing the DEI from. The hearing impaired also have to take their lashes. After a lawsuit was filed seeking to require sign language interpretation of White House presentations, the administration argued that this would “severely intrude on the President’s prerogative to control the image he presents to the public”. In other words, his “messaging” becomes too painfully clear if people can actually understand what he’s saying.

“There’s no such thing as a conspiracy theory. I mean, that’s a slur.” — Benny Johnson

“Discrimination is unacceptable in all forms, especially when it comes to hiring decisions. Our public education system in Minnesota and across the country must be a bastion of merit and equal opportunity — not DEI.” — Pam Bondi, who has her job only because of a total absence of meritocracy, championing merit and equal opportunity by attacking programs that promote merit and equal opportunity.

The administration has now decreed that antifa is not only a terrorist organization, but THE most dangerous terrorist organization in the country. But under grilling in Congress, officials cannot name one act of terror that this “organization” has committed.

According to Jesse Watters of Fox “News”, if you question the deadly attacks by U.S. forces on Venezuelan boats, you sound “effeminate”. Real men kill, maim and destroy without provocation. Or sit in a cushy TV studio and gloat about it.