Well, they finally did it. They released part of the Epstein files. Yep, “the most transparent administration in history”, after weeks of having its elves frantically scramble to highlight all the juicy parts with a broad black Sharpie, opened the floodgate to a trickle. Here’s page 36 in its entirety:

And as one news outlet breathlessly reported:

The U.S. Justice Department released thousands of heavily redacted documents related to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein on Friday that made scant reference to President Donald T— but extensively featured Democratic former President Bill Clinton.

Bet you never saw that one coming. It’s a tough call who wins the biggest Stupid Trophy: the administration for thinking nobody would see through their actions; the people who expected them to do anything else; or the media for acting shocked at the results.

Jack Posobiec, loyal MAGA foot soldier that he is, propagates the blatant myth that The Left champions violence more than The Right. Thus he said:

You won’t see people on the right celebrating the horrific murder of Rob Reiner and his wife. Compare to the Left’s reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder.

Never mind that virtually nobody on The Left “celebrated” Charlie Kirk’s murder (unless celebrating means just quoting his actual words). Never mind that Rob Reiner himself expressed sorrow over Charlie’s death. The biggest egg on Posobiec’s smug mug is that only hours after he posted the above, his Lord and Master unleashed his flood of verbal diarrhea gloating over Reiner’s killing.

After the shooting at Brown University left two students dead, the MAGA Cult was of course eager to find some way, somehow, to play the victim card as soon as possible. So, since one of those killed was president of the campus Republican gang, they proclaimed that she was “killed for her beliefs”, just like Charlie Kirk (who also wasn’t). They didn’t stop to explain why this gunman so intent on targeting Good Right-Wing Christians also wiped out a Muslim.

And after the gun massacre in Australia, J D Vance jumped in to display his customary wisdom:

The barbarous and heinous attack in Australia would never have happened if the country allowed each of its citizens to be armed. It’s times like this when I am truly grateful for the 2nd amendment here in the United States.

Times like this??? What is it exactly about citizens getting slaughtered that makes you so happy, J D? And for the record, Australia has had 3 mass shootings in the nearly 30 years since it enacted tougher gun laws after the Port Arthur Massacre. The U.S. just had 3 in the SAME WEEK. And they are joined by about FOUR HUNDRED others in this year of 2025. Viva Second Amendment.

“If we hire awful people, we’re responsible for that. I have some experience there, as you might suspect. — Ben Shapiro. No kidding, Ben. But his words went over like a lopsided frisbee at the TPUSA conference where he was speaking, and to which people came to exalt awful people.