“Our (co-authored with Frank Kacer) next book, due out early February, is A Biblical Analysis of the Executive Orders of President Donald T***p. (Yes, I know, even the title will ‘trigger’ the Never-T***pers. Just pray for them.) We analyze 200 of his Executive Orders, thru the lens of Scripture. I recognize not everyone will care about such a book, but my calling is to help government leaders to ‘think biblically’.” — Jim Garlow

(The Bubblegum Crucifix is presented weekly for the tackiest recent utterance or action in the name of religion.)