Qatar’s winged bribe to the White House Occupant left right-wingers scrambling to justify or brush off the “gift”. But none of them offered a more memorable response than “prophet” Hank Kunneman:
I believe it’s just a sign again of just God’s favor… In the Bible, Jesus said, ‘Hey, go tell a guy that I need two of his donkeys that have never been ridden before’. I’m sure some people were upset when they saw the one donkey coming in, ‘Oh my gosh, I can’t believe that Jesus is having a new donkey.’ You know, there’s always someone that has to criticize and yet God wants to bless and I think it’s a sign into [sic] our country that we are in a great spot right now.
It’s easy to see why he would make that comparison. Both incidents involved an ass.
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The Propaganda Professor 
I don’t remember if the Christian Bible says any such a thing about Jesus and a new donkey, but even so, if they were virgin Donkeys that had never been ridden before, as well as being pertinent to the phrase…”Jesus is having a new donkey,” certainly cause me to wonder if Jesus was into kinky sex a virgin donkey. Just kidding obviously!
I meant “into kinky sex With a virgin donkey,” but then all your readers knew that anyway.