We have several repeat and multiple offenders in Stupidville this week, folks. In fact, it’s like an all-star roll of dishonor. First up, Christian Nationalist Shane Vaughn, informing us that “the only discriminated people in America [are] Christians and Whites and most especially White men.” Okay Shane, let’s see you trade places, even for one day, with a black gay female.

And up next, we have… Shane Vaughn, demanding the arrest of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz for pointing out the simple fact that the Felon In Chief will die someday. “Those are words of treason”, says the good Rev. Vaughn. ‘Cause we all know that the Lord And Master is immortal, and to suggest otherwise (or to omit the ‘t’) is grave blasphemy.

It seems that drinking rates have been declining among the U.S. population. And for those who care about such things, it seems to have declined more among Republicans than among Democrats. Ah, but there’s an explanation. “You have to be miserable to be a Democrat, so it makes sense”, says Christian Nationalist Rick Green, who works as hard as he can to make Democrats miserable — between rages about Barbie and Cracker Barrel.

Another stalwart of Stupidville, Michael Knowles of The Daily Wire, chimed in about the victims of Epstein — except that they’re “not necessarily victims. ..The vast, vast majority of these women, they’re just hookers threatening to reveal the names of their johns.” They may have been minors, but they still should have known better than to be born with a pussy to grab.

Speaking of which, Mike Johnson (no,no, I didn’t mean to call him a pussy) also spoke up about the nonexistent Epstein files, and explained why the Lord And Master, whose name absolutely was not in the files, was in the files: he was an FBI informant looking to rat on his buddy. The one thing he failed to take credit for in his entire life, despite having years to do it.

Proud member of the Fox Cabinet Jeannine Pirro proudly announced that she had organized a tour of the Supreme Court “for the 2025 fall intern class “, and proudly displayed photos to prove it. Except that the photos were of the U.S. Capitol.

Another frequent offender, Laura Loomer, had this to say about Palestinian children seeking medical attention: “You think these kids are so innocent? Because they’re kids? Yeah? … You think little kids are not capable of evil?”

And on learning that Time is going to be publishing a “hit piece” on her, Loomer said: “I think there’s just a lot of people who are very jealous of me because I get results just being myself, and they can’t get any results. ..Some people would say I’m Clairvoyant…I work 20 hours a day. ” Not enough, Laura. Make us really jealous, and work 25 hours a day. Be not only clairvoyant but telekinetic. Then we’ll talk.

Montana state Rep. Lukas Schubert: “I oppose ALL forms of mass immigration, illegal or ‘legal’, unskilled or ‘skilled,’ because it’s destroying this country.” Shut up Lukas, and get to the fields. There’s lettuce waiting to be picked, and it may be awhile before ICE gets around to it, since they may get too busy sweeping the streets and pruning shrubs.

MAGA “prophetess” Kat Kerr has some sobering news for us: “a mass raising of the dead [will] happen in 2027.” Wonder if democracy and sanity will be among the resurrected.