The universe is all about Charlie Kirk this week, in case you’ve been living under a rock. There was even a Reality TV “memorial service” with a voter registration table, vendors hawking T-shirts and bumper stickers, a guy carrying a cross, and pyrotechnics. (Isn’t that “celebrating” his death??) Your “president” gave a speech in which he boasted about the (imaginary) benefits of his tariffs, promised to reveal the cause of autism any day now, bitched about the 2020 election, falsely claimed that most violence is committed by The Left, and declared that he absolutely despised anyone who dares oppose him. Stephen Miller, displaying his inner Bela Lugosi, gave a speech declaring that if you are not MAGA, then “you are nothing”, and vowing bloody vengeance for something or other against the mysterious “they”. Charlie’s widow Erika spoke, and said she forgave her husband’s killer. But nobody in the arena seemed to be able to forgive millions of Americans who had absolutely nothing to do with the murder.

Christian nationalist Taylor Marshall proclaimed that Erika’s speech “ended the feminist movement.” Pow, just like that. He’s talking about a woman who has three degrees and is the CEO of three companies and a real estate agent. Without feminism, she’d be barefoot and pregnant — which is pretty much what her late hubby believed women should be.

Good Ol’ Oklahoma comes through for us again, introducing legislation that will “designate his birthday Oct 14th as Charlie Kirk Free Speech Day” and “require ALL colleges in Oklahoma create a Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza with a statue of Charlie to commemorate his bold stances for free speech on campus.” Charlie was a champion of liberty; so by god, you will worship him, or else.

Meanwhile, Cliff Kincaid knows what REALLY got Charlie killed. It was the nation’s “embrace of homosexuality”. And he assures us that the current outlaw administration is gonna “purge” the administration of all its “perverts”. Yes, please, yes.

In case you’re worried about what Charlie has been up to since his death (and you were worried about that, weren’t you?) you can rest easy. “Prophetess” Kat Kerr has seen him in heaven, witnessing God present him with a white tunic with gold trim, and a quiver containing “1000 arrows of light” as “part of his reward” (Evidently the Almighty is a bigot too.) Furthermore she spotted him at an ice cream parlor in heaven (surely not affiliated with the commie Ben & Jerry’s), eating a large cone with one scoop of chocolate and one of strawberry. Hmmm… sounds suspiciously like Charlie in the afterlife might be betraying his vanilla base down here.

One of the main activities of the cult of Charlie Worship is attacking, harassing and threatening anyone who points out what a sleazeball he was. Or, as in the case of Jimmy Kimmel, who simply brings up his name without genuflecting. Brian Kilmeade at Fox “News” pontificates that this was too out of line even for ABC Disney. Yep, this is the same Brian Kilmeade who recommended that homeless people be exterminated. And didn’t get so much as a slap on the wrist.

We all know who was really behind Kimmel’s dismissal, of course. But Sean Hannity assures us we can’t be right because the First Felon was in England at the time. And as his abundant social media posts clearly demonstrate, he doesn’t know how to use a phone.

Speaking of which, he publicly posted what was apparently a private text to Pam Bondi, urging her to step up the process of weaponizing the federal government against his adversaries. As Hillary Clinton pointed out, this is like Richard Nixon publicizing his scheme to burglarize Watergate. No doubt there will be all kinds of public outrage, and an impeachment because of this, don’t you think?

Your Dear Leader also issued a fiat branding Antifa as a terrorist “organization”. Maybe he should have conveyed the message directly to Antifa headquarters, or at least to its CEO.