“There are concepts that have kept civilizations thriving for thousands of years: border walls, different bathrooms, asylums. And it’s like, we’re trying to teach basic things to Democrats and they’re not going along with it. It makes me feel like they want civilization to collapse. And civilizations have collapsed. There’s no guarantee that the American civilization is going to continue to thrive and survive. If you have people, a faction of this country, dead set on tearing it down by releasing criminals, by destroying gender, by destroying the English language, you will have Rome.” — Jesse Watters

“If we don’t win, there won’t be a ‘Right’ to argue with about who goes on what podcast. Because there won’t be an America. There will be a dystopian, gay race communist security state that steals your kids, locks you up, and empties your bank accounts just for believing what our Founding Fathers believed.” — William Wolfe (Phew! He overlooked the our plot to steal their precious fluids.)

(To an astronaut, on the belief that the moon landing was a hoax) “I hear your affirmative case and I don’t deny your affirmative case. I don’t come to you today — this is not a debate and I would not even classify myself as a skeptic. But I do know that skeptics remain. 25% of our viewers right now remain skeptical, so I wanted to have you address some of those arguments that are the sources of the skepticism.” — Will Cain of Fox “News”

As you probably heard, the White House Occupant has been boasting about “acing” a “very hard” IQ test. But from his mentions of what was on the test, it’s very clear that it was actually a dementia test. So he failed them both simultaneously.

“South Carerdddd”. Wherever it is, its primary export is probably covfefe.