Sen. Markwayne Mullin tweeted (X-ed): “Working through the weekend with President Donald J. T—p. It’s always an honor to be in the Oval Office— I never take this opportunity to serve Oklahoma for granted.” Unfortunately for him,he included photos of what he was “working” on: presenting the prez with printouts of the latter’s own Truth Social ramblings.
“God did create man in his own image to live in a material world and to steward that material world… owning a home isn’t merely a material ambition, it’s fulfilling a creation mandate we see in Genesis 1 and 2.”– Ryan Helfenbein
“I haven’t heard about that.” — Mike Johnson, literally every time he’s asked about the latest GOPer scandal. I keep hoping, against all hope, that one of these days a journalist with a spine will appear and ask him if he really thinks it’s a good idea for an elected representative, much less a Speaker Of The House, to be so fucking uninformed about literally everything.
“Nobody knows how magnets work.” — your only president.
Why is the new White House Ballroom being built? Well, according to Jessee Watters of Fox “News”: “To accommodate state dinners, and to accommodate your friends. Think about it. If you can only accommodate about 137 people at a dinner inside, that means we’re not invited. But when you expand the ballroom to accommodate 1900 people, people like us on the periphery might get invited to state dinners. It’s a natural thing. Everybody’s always wanted it. ” So what are you and your friends going to wear when you get your invites?
There are now no fewer than three Facebook groups called “Anti-Woke Liberals”, the largest of which has a following of 4.5 thousand. According to the group’s page: “If you believe in equality, justice, freedom, democracy, human rights and traditional Social Liberalism, Liberal Democracy and Social Democracy but reject so-called Critical Race and Gender Theories, you have a home here .” There’s also a group called Conservative Punks, and one called Goth Conservatives. Personally, I’m waiting to join Vegan Carnivores.
The Propaganda Professor 
It’s almost like Sgt. Schultz is the Speaker of the House.
Except he’s covering for the wrong side.
Few people had even heard of Critical Race before a group of parents had a fit over it and no one understood it, let alone saluted the idea of being Woke. Basically all the hot button issues that were laid on the policies of Demcrats, mean lilttle if anything at all, except that many people are aware of how rdiculous the entire culture wars bomb really is. So why are Leberals seen as the soul cause of scholatic theories that are somehow creating strife. Tell us again, because we really don’t know?
Few people had even heard of Critical Race before a group of parents had a fit over it and no one even understood it, let alone saluted the idea of being “Woke”. Basically all the hot button issues that were blamed on the politics of Democrats, mean little if anything at all, except that many people are aware of how rediculous the entire culture wars bomb really is. So why are Liberals seen as the soul cause of scholatic theories that are somehow creating strife. Tell us again, because we really don’t know?
This post has less spelling errors!
POP, please feel free to delete my first comment. I made the second with less mistakes than the first. But I can’t cut it or delete it once after it was posted.
I remember when they first started talking about critical race theory as a bad thing without having any clue of what it really is, someone asked one of those people to define it. The response was that “liberals always ask you to define things” as if that’s some sort of intellectually dishonest debate tactic.
The nerve of those know-it-alls: expecting people to know what it is that they’re getting all riled up about.
[…] The Propaganda Professor hands out his weekly Bubblegum Crucifix Award to Christian Nationalist Andrew Torba and his anti-Jewish Christian Declaration of Independence from Jewish power. The Professor’s Week in Stupid list includes Oval Office fawning, homeownership as ordered by God in Genesis (huh?), and magnets. […]