Say her name. Renee Good. Everyone’s been saying it, but all too many people have been saying that she deserved to die, or that she “should have complied”. These are almost always the same people who extol Ashlii Babbitt as a martyr and a saint. Immediately, before any evidence had been examined, before any investigation was conducted, before the details were known, the evil administration began circulating the claim (contradicted by videos) that she had tried to run over the ICE thug. Kristi Noem even branded her a “domestic terrorist”. He was justified in killing her, they say, because she was using her car as a “lethal weapon”. That’s right: if you see a vehicle barreling toward you, the proper thing to do is kill the driver, so they will no longer have any control over the vehicle. That’ll solve the problem and ensure safety, by golly.

By the way, DHS has truly declared its colors in the past week by by proudly brandishing not just one, but two, fascist slogans: “We’ll have our home again” (on its X account) and “One of ours, all of yours” (on a sign at an appearance by Botox Barbie).

Speaking of wearing your… whatever… on your sleeve, Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) had this to say about Greenland: “We have spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes… we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere.” He didn’t specify exactly when this blood was spilled, but it’s at least decent of him to fess up to being part of an administration of predators.

“For the first time — maybe in American history — an administration that is not going to tolerate political violence of any kind from anywhere.” — J D Vance, a day or so after the White House official website out-Orwelled Orwell by posting a page totally rewriting the reality of Jan. 6, and lionizing the 1500 criminals who committed political violence that day, all of whom Dear Leader pardoned on his very first day back in office.

Okay, I know you’ve been just dying, as it were, to hear the young Kenosha Killer weigh in on something, so here it is. He made the sage observation that he thought the violence erupting at anti-ICE protests was brought about by people “drinking too much fluoride”. Now could you have really lived any longer without hearing that?

“We will be overrun with foreigners until we learn to offend women without fear.”–Brian Sauvé

No, contrary to rumor, Nike didn’t really market a “Maduro jumpsuit”. (What??? You mean social media circulated a claim that isn’t true?) The Stupid Award goes not to Nike itself, but to some of its customers. The company was already offering a jumpsuit like the one Maduro was wearing when he was abducted. But after the abduction, the stock quickly sold out.

“Our progressive, leftist, Planned Parenthood infused, evil education system has produced entire generations of people who have no idea what time it is politically, don’t know history at all, don’t understand the wisdom of our founding fathers, can’t balance a checkbook, don’t know what a woman is and now, cry like a bunch of babies because the US took out a dangerous, evil criminal and freed the Venezuelan people from tyranny.” –Heidi St. John. This is an absolutely astounding utterance. She managed to get through all 67 words without saying “communist” or “woke”. (“Balance a checkbook”? Do people still do that?)

“I don’t know. They gave me some numbers. When people give me things, I post them.” — Dear Leader

“Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we’re gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don’t even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don’t tell the parents. It’s not believable.”–Ditto. (At least he acknowledges that it’s not believable.)

“As a general rule, grown men should not go to therapy. Most therapists are liberal women who couldn’t possibly have any useful advice to give them. Most people who go to therapy are also women. That’s because sitting around and talking about your feelings is inherently feminine.” — Matt Walsh. (Wow. Who could possibly top this one? Well…)

“As I’ve said before, therapy could only be even potentially useful for a man if the therapist is a man older than him. But there are almost no straight male therapists over the age of 50 in the industry. It’s all women in their 30s and 40s with degrees in social work and dysfunctional personal lives. A grown man would be better off seeking advice from any random dude at the hardware store.” — Matt Walsh

“D—– J T—- must become the living constitution, the fleshly embodiment of the will and well-being of what remains of heritage America.” — C Jay Engel

“Get beyond that” (everything Dear Leader says and does) and “the policy is really, really good” –Tim Barton. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, was it a fun evening out?