This week the award is proudly presented to all the MAGAs in Congress who piously prayed on the floor of their chamber before voting to pass the One Big Grotesquely Obscene Bill. God give us the strength to kill poor people in order to give more money to the rich. Of course, they could have just prayed instead for the rich not to need so much in tax breaks. They actually might have discovered that for once their prayers would be answered instantaneously.
(The Bubblegum Crucifix is presented weekly for the tackiest thing said or done in the name of religion.)
The Propaganda Professor 
The news report tonight discussed the fact that since FEMA has not been given power, that means many state and local agencies will be continually unable to meet the needs of people who are killed or lose all their money simply because without federal help they had no way of coping with the recent dangerous and catastrophic flood waters!
Remember How Trump rejected help from the CDC and the FDA in order to produce vaccines capable of stopping the Covid 19 epidemic–didn’t he discover the same thing Federal agencies when they had no way left to summon FEMA from the beginning–during a time when catastrophic health measures were desperately needed to bring down the numbers of Covid 19 infections fast! So
Doesn’t all of this ineptness raise the obvious question that Trump supposed efforts to help us win, so much we’ll get sick of winning, destroys American lives, by not letting Federal Agencies take enough control? These policies of course caused Covid-19 infections to increase as fast as Trump spun the whole thing on the errors being made by incompetent Democrats? So not only will Trump refuse to create a truly efficient system, but he will continually attempt to game the system by creating empty conspiracy theories that, will ironically, keep the rates of infectious diseases climbing?
Then what will happen if Trump continues to fire thousands of Federal jobs under the delusion that such actions will make them more efficient? Well, if there is only a skeleton crew left to do the duties of the Federal Government, how is that going to be efficient at all? And, with the advent of AI technology there is no telling how many good jobs, needing educated employees to fill them will survive–along with thousands of former employees in numerous Federal Agencies throughout America. who will no longer be able to pay rapidly rising taxes to support the gains of the wealthy wealthy classes.
This has all resulted in one (big beautiful, bullshit bill) which makes it harder on the lower classes and warms the beds of the wealthy! So, now we know, that neither Billionaires or Millionaires know how to best bring down the deficit, or put more money in the pockets of the unemployed–unless maybe perhaps, every last person of working age becomes gainfully and blissfully poor while slaving away at minimum salaries. And of course, because they cannot do such jobs very long, they will end up living in shelters provided for the homeless, Which will at the very least, destroy our hopes of ever establishing normal jobs or normal lives–Pretty damn efficient, isn’t it?
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Oh Hush!! We are just winning so much that we’ve become sick of it all, and must manufacture economic catastrophes to kill our boredom! How do I know? Because Trump told me so!
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