Rest easy, folks. The world is safe for crackerdom again. Cracker Barrel decided to bow to public pressure and scrap its new woke logo and revert to its old tried and true workhorse. Don’t you feel much better now? But the decision didn’t come until a few right-wing sages had fired off a few more nuggets of wisdom, such as Shane Vaughn: “They hate Bubba and his biscuits. They’re ashamed of their base. And the remodel proves it.” But by golly, Bubba and his biscuits won out in the end. Make biscuits great again.

Shane Vaughn wasn’t content to appear just once in Stupidville this week. Speaking of his Lord And Master, he said that he “is running on supernatural time; you’re witnessing a supernatural event. Your president is not human right now.” You don’t say.

Speaking of people who are in the habit of making multiple appearances on the roster, RFK Jr. promised that come September (which is now, by golly), he’s going to reveal the causes of autism to the world. So bate your breath, everybody. You are in the presence of a master bater.

Oh, and nobody does Bobby Junior quite like Bobby Junior: “I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today, as I walk down the street, and I see these kids that are overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, with inflammation, you can tell from their faces, from their body movements and from their lack of social connection.” Or maybe they’re just creeped out because a perv like you is watching them.

It’s amazing that in all these weeks of paying tribute to the Stupid, prominent YouTube grifter Candace Owens hasn’t shown up once. Oops, spoke too soon. She’s getting her smug ass sued off by French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte, for repeatedly spreading nutty rumors that the latter was born a man. Naturally, when Owens was hit with legal action, she did what any mature, responsible adult would do: she issued a retraction and tried to make amends. Nah, just kidding. She started selling tacky T-shirts to try to cover her legal bills; and when she realized that effort would fall far short, she tried summoning the Lord And Master to muscle his way into the situation and use his official position to make her consequences go away: “The job of the federal government is to defend us from foreign invaders. And I would pretty much say Emmanuel Macron right now is being a foreign invader.”

It just wouldn’t be a Week In Stupid without Charlie Kirk, would it. Commenting on the engagement of Taylor Swift to that football player, he said: “Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.” Yeah, where would anyone ever get the notion that that chick has a head on her shoulders, anyway?

Have a great week, everybody, and don’t let your mitochondria challenge you too much.