The above photo captures the White House visit of the University Of Georgia Women’s Tennis team, posing with several members of the administration, including even The Felon and his constipation forced smile. This picture is worth 174 million words (the number of women in the U.S.).

Meanwhile, the same intrepid Fox Noise journalist who breathlessly brought you the shocking scandals of Obama’s tan suit, latte salute, wearing a (shudder) bike helmet, and putting the wrong kind of mustard on his burger, now offers his insightful and incisive thoughts on America’s Pastime:

Ben Shapiro: “Taking the foundational text of Western civilization, the Ten Commandments, and putting it on the wall in a Texas school is not, in fact, theocracy”.

Oh.

“Letting women vote was the greatest political American mistake in history.” — Dale Partridge

Oh.

The Washington Post, which not so long ago was warning that “Democracy dies in darkness”, has been doing its part to put out the light lately. After Virginia passed its measure to counter the gerrymandering of red states, the WP ran an editorial. It was, shall we say, slightly different from the editorial it ran a few months ago about the gerrymandering in Texas.

In his unsuccessful run for a Senate seat in Virginia in 2004, Hung Cao warned that the city of Monterey California was a “dark place” because “A lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over.” Why bring that up now? Because he’s now been made the acting Secretary Of The Navy. Hey, at least he’ll be good company for FEMA official Gregg Phillips, who claims to have teleported into a Waffle House.

Finally, the ever-reliable Ted Cruz weighs in on the bread and butter issues that really matter most to working class Americans: